I'm Nobody's Fool
It's 10:21 p.m. and everyone -- even Brian -- is in bed. So happy April Fool's day. No one so much as told me that my shoes were untied today -- not one single trick or gag was played on me. There are still 100 minutes left in the day, more or less, but I think my chances of getting fooled are slim to none.
Not that I like being made a fool of, but still.
In other news, I'm happy to report that the mini marshmallows in my hot cocoa are FAT FREE! It says so right on the bag. That must mean they're good for me, right?