Most people stumble on my site by accident after doing a search on "life in a big city" or "big city life," and are undoubtedly sorely disappointed. Nine times out of ten it is someone from Thailand or Singapore who doesn't really get the witty and sardonic* nature of my blog title. I always feel a little bad for those people. Which is why I was so pleased to welcome the "frizzy jewish hair" search last year, and today I welcome "lobotomy complaints and worries" -- you, my friend, have far more to worry about than I do.
Of course, those of you looking for a naked Sarah Kozer need to GET A FUCKING LIFE. She's not even that hot.