Fay Wray was totally hot.
I took a nap and had a dream about clenching my teeth. I woke up feeling tense.
I need about $2000 more a month to pay all of my bills and actually have money left over for things like medical insurance and, oh, I don't know, electric bills.
The electric company called. Apparently I owe them money.
I have more work than I can handle.
I have more children than I can handle.
Frito pie is awesome.
Having sex in unusual places is fun, but can leave you with bruised vertebrae.
Bruised vertebrae can be a nice reminder of having sex in unusual places.
6-year-olds NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP. I can't wait for school to start up again.