Seriously. If I felt compelled to send my children to Vacation Bible School, I think it would have to be Lava Lava Island(TM), because I want to witness Jesus' love flowing like hot lava all over the little children...
Weird. I was at my parents in Dallas this weekend and a baptist church in their neighborhood had a sign for that in front. I wondered what the hell lava had to do with Jesus.
I love the anthropomorphic penis head with the spooge shooting out the top of the volcano above his big head. It's just like all the kiddie Christians I knew when I was in college. Repression set loose! Whee!
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Weird. I was at my parents in Dallas this weekend and a baptist church in their neighborhood had a sign for that in front. I wondered what the hell lava had to do with Jesus.
I love the anthropomorphic penis head with the spooge shooting out the top of the volcano above his big head. It's just like all the kiddie Christians I knew when I was in college. Repression set loose! Whee!
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